In between the "Existential Crisis" and "Briefly Consider Never Going Back" points is the time that I spend frantically googling "astronaut school."
~Office Lackey Jack
Life's too short to not pick 'em all.
Of course, on days where anything important needs to happen, this distribution changes to just "pen not working" over the whole page.
Every day, between 10:00 and noon, the bathroom stalls are ALWAYS OCCUPIED. It's frustrating.