In between the "Existential Crisis" and "Briefly Consider Never Going Back" points is the time that I spend frantically googling "astronaut school."
~Office Lackey Jack
Life's too short to not pick 'em all.
Every day, between 10:00 and noon, the bathroom stalls are ALWAYS OCCUPIED. It's frustrating.
And remember the second rule:
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