Just another Planet Express Birthday

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Happy Birthday, we got you something special!

Don't Make Me Sic Bender on You

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Shut Up and Take My Magnetized Plastic!

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What's True in the Present Is Still True in the Future

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Thinking is Dangerous

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I mean, what's next? Feeling? ACTING? This could be disastrous!

Become a Planet Express PLATINUM Member, Today!

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Also be sure to check out our Executive Platinum option for consumer suckers who want to spend a bunch of extra money for no added benefits!

We May Never Know

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But I DO know one thing: Intelligence is hot.