Thankfully, this age old question has finally been answered.
Awhile back, NBA point guard Kyrie Irving teamed up with Pepsi to create what amounted to the best street ball you'll ever see. Irving donned makeup to make himself look somewhere upwards of 70 years old, and proceeded to throw down at a local street game.
A certain football game (that will continue to go unnamed for fear of the NFL's ironclad legal grip on its actual name) is happening in just a few days! As of today, the most viewed of the ads already released to the public features Big Bang theory starlet Kaley Cuoco granting wishes and dressing in purple.
Sunday marks the XLVIIth occurrence of a certain football game that stringent copyright laws keep us from referring to by name. With XLVII years of the game, come XLVII years of exorbitantly produced commercials that have come from terrible shaving cream ads to Kate Upton washing cars. Oh how the times have changed.