It's the FIVE second rule dammit. You've ruined my lunch.

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Whoever did this is in trouble. You see, I have a very special set of skills...

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-pHc811Ym8]

The Five-Second Rule of Customer Service

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And remember the second rule:

job fails - customer is always