If you are currently able to do this, then Satan may have some pawning options available for you.
"No we're not, you're all losers!"
"No YOU'RE a loser!"
"YOUR FACE IS A LOS-"
"Shut up! Both of you! You're bad for business!"
I guess it's a little less weird than having an account for the dog.
This is what separates The Simpsons from shows like Family Guy or South Park.
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