Life is Hard With a Giant Hole in My Stomach

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Life is Hard With a Giant Hole in My Stomach
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"I believe it was so hot that it allowed me to temporarily gain the gift of human speech, seeing as I'm a frogman and all tha-ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit."

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Yeah, We Cover That!
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"However, if you take out a life insurance policy with us, you'll be good to go!"