Don't Stop If You Hear My Forehead Hitting the Desk

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Hands Up If You're Spinning Right Now

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...because when your hands are up you spin more quickly. Science!

~OLJ

I Enjoy Neither Managing Nor Projects

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The Ultimate Goal

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Living in a Horror Film

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Of course, it's not like you have a stellar track record either, Mr. Nondescript Q. Everyman. Did the housing bubble really burst in 2008 because everyone was too good at paying off debt?

~OLJ

Sad But True

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Welcome to the new economy.

The American Dream

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Now if only we could do away with those pesky 40-hour-a-week rules... I know! If we got rid of minimum wage, I'd be able to work for less and my boss would give me more hours! #trollpolitics