Merlot, take me to Friday as quick as you can!
-Water Cooler Chris
Considering the number of dogs that people bring to my office on a daily basis, this actually would be a helpful sign if dogs could read.
To borrow from another quote: "Oh, you have trouble handling negativity, bad attitudes, and toxic people in the workplace? There's a seminar for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."