The draft of this post-modern magical-realist coming of age story says I'm a Copywriter, but the Jameson and Charleston Chew says Art Director. I might have to reevaluate my job responsibilities.

-Water Cooler Chris

Considering the number of dogs that people bring to my office on a daily basis, this actually would be a helpful sign if dogs could read.

Alternatively, this could be a way to make it through hump day. Happy Wednesday everyone!