Seems Legit

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Seems Legit
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I don't always make larger bottles, but when I do, I make them seem as legit as possible.

He is the Most Interesting Employee in the World

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He is the Most Interesting Employee in the World
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Women file office romance HR paperwork... when he walks by their cubicle.

Water coolers are water heaters by comparison.

People don't eat his break room fridge food... purely out of respect.

The Most Hydrated Man in the World

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The Most Hydrated Man in the World
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Seriously though, with all that Dos Equis he's knockin' back, he could really use some good old H2O.

The Special Appeal of Wide, Roomy Spaces

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The Special Appeal of Wide, Roomy Spaces
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The handicapped stall also allows more room for your arm-waving and bicycle-kicks exercises while you're on the john.