Think about it: no traffic, no guard rails, no shoulder, plenty of visibility. Seriously, how are you both so dumb that you get into an accident in these kinds of conditions?

I'd love to say, but y'know, I've places to be and... uhh... things to do... yeah... WELLOKBYETHEN!!!

That is not a parking space! Are you wasted? Do you want to talk?

Pardon me, pardon me! 'Scuse me! Gang way!