Would You Take the Free TV?

In case you were wondering what the life of an intern is like, wonder no further.

THEY'RE GETTING IN MY CYLINDERS!!!

P.S. That ain't Windows 7, buddy.

But hang on a sec. Let me check with my buddy who's an expert on crappy offers.

I don't see what the issue is here. Some of the best hires we've had in this office come from semi-anonymous internet forums using vague language that resembles the sex trade private entertainment industry.