This is the Best Copier on Planet Earth

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If you disagree, then... then uhh... then shut up! Yeah!

Do You WANT Us All to Die?

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Do You WANT Us All to Die?
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On the plus side though, I would probably get off early today...

Man, Even Those Photocopies Would Hurt if You Stepped on Them

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Man, Even Those Photocopies Would Hurt if You Stepped on Them
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I never thought that paper could cause an injury more painful than a papercut. Color me surprised, I guess! If it's a black and white copier though, don't bother...

Thank You, Thank You! What a Great Audience!

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Thank You, Thank You! What a Great Audience!
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We're 'PC Load Letter,' and we'll be here all week! Except for Craig who's stuck in the document feeder, he'll be here for a long time.

Call the Carpet Cleaners...

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Call the Carpet Cleaners...
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I've got an inkling that some of this won't come out...

Having a Workplace Crush Can Be Hard

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Having a Workplace Crush Can Be Hard
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"What is best in life? To crush your enemies beneath a copy machine, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

-- Genghis Khan