"Wah wah, I have to sit in traffic for 15 whole minutes, wah wah first world problems wah!"

At least you don't have to swim to work...

Just a fighter jet on its way to work, move along.

Hey there, fellow office lackeys! Hopefully you all had a frightfully good Halloween weekend - I know I'm still trying to wash the taste of pumpkin schnaps out of my mouth as we speak. It's Meme Monday again, which means more of them' crazy internet jokes getting all up in your real-life space. I'm not sure how close I want to drive to that car up there, for example.

Meanwhile, we have everyone's favorite hyperbole illustrating just how to get through the day:

FAP means Friendly Adult Presence, right? Me Gusta guy is just supervising his seat partner to ward him away from potential dangers, RIGHT????

Unless you don't take public transportation and drive to work. In which case OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLEEPING THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN WAKE UP WAKE UP

~OLJ