Guy on the Right: "Ewwwwww Stahp!"

Favorite
chicken,Turkey,Subway,eating on the subway
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Guy on the left: "Mmmmmmm yeah... oooh... nobody does it better than me."

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Favorite
chicken,chicken truck,chickenmobile,delivery,goldn-plump
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Because he had a delivery down the street and had to switch lanes.