Hey, Doucheweed!

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I need a big nerd like you to help me out with a few things!

Honest Scammer Is Honest

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Mike Nash is quite excited about CRM.

Preemptively Trolled

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Before I could request that the website stop asking me to chat... I was disconected.

Liability Dodge FTW

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"You never know" is probably the most open-ended disclaimer ever. If I saw that in the terms and conditions (if I ever read the terms and conditions), I'd call in a bomb squad.

~OLJ

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