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Helping to spread LGBT awareness among lovers of potato salad everywhere.

~OLJ

God, Shannon, You're the Worst

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You know what's even worse? Cashier's that correct your grammar. GOD Shannon I KNOW the apostrophe doesn't go there. Lay OFF, woman.

~OLJ

Back Off, Judy!

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Since when did you become Judge Judy, huh?

And Then Tell Him About It Later

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You might have missed it because of that distracting rectangle, but the receipt is filled with delightful examples of a cashier whose power has gone to his head. His Holiness indeed.

~OLJ

Every. Single. Time.

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Maybe you should expect my fist through your screen you stupid thing!

Coat Hangers Are Half Off

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In a word's transition from verb to noun, there are often casualties.

~OLJ