"Yeah, don't worry about the whole license and registration thing..."

Think about it: no traffic, no guard rails, no shoulder, plenty of visibility. Seriously, how are you both so dumb that you get into an accident in these kinds of conditions?

"Hello, Farmers Insurance? I've had an accident... can you give me a quick quote for repairs?"

How does that even happen?

Pardon me, pardon me! 'Scuse me! Gang way!