"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

That is not a parking space! Are you wasted? Do you want to talk?

Wait, did we say 2013? Sorry, we meant 2031...

... and by 2031, we meant never.

"Well, it was inside another car!" "Do I look retarded to you, son?"

You just have to do a little probing!