You now have the urge to google "Highway Gangbang." Come on, now. You can't do that at work.
"Well, it was inside another car!"
"Do I look retarded to you, son?"
Some people just pretend that they can read.
Wait, did we say 2013? Sorry, we meant 2031...
... and by 2031, we meant never.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson