Open Palm Only... You Don't Want To Leave Marks

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basic instructions,broken,busted,coca cola,coke,derp,diabetes,fast food,hardware,high fructose corn syrup,hit me,ingenuity,job lol,Kludge,mess,one of these days alice,paper signs,signage,smack,soda,soda fountain,sugar water,wacky,work fail,work smarter not harder,wtf,your ever-expanding ass
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Broken shelf - do not use!

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awesome co-workers not,basic instructions,broken,condiments,cubicle fail,disregard that,fridge,fridge politics,gross,ignored,lazy,mess,no respect,nothing more to say,office kitchen,oh my god why even bother,paper signs,passive aggressive,Sad,screw you,signage,warning,work smarter not harder
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No, Out YOUR Order

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broken,out of order,sign
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Screens Have Feelings Too

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accident,broken,busted,butter fingers,computer,cracked,cracks,cubicle fail,damage,dropped,fired,flat panel,fracture,hardware,lcd,malfunction,mess,ow,pwned,Sad,screen,shattered,whoops
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One of Those Days

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broken,monday thru friday,truck
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And the Shoemaker's Wife Goes Barefoot

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cars,broken,monday thru friday
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Time to Go Home

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broken,computer,crashed,keyboard
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My computer's crashed for the last time.