Because you just got server-ed.

Click here to see the grave of Steve Jobs.

The days when a desktop computer had one one-thousandth the hard drive capacity of your typical modern-day smartphone. Those were the days, indeed.

Dis is all Bull Gagts fauglt!

Of course, in the case of latter-day Bill Gates, the word "lamborghinis" would be replaced with the term "polio vaccines for 10 million children."

~OLJ