Screw Carpal Tunnel. There are greater hazards in the office than what HR will ever let us know about.

Don't look at me like that, you silly rabbit. All cocking your head to one side, as if you're trying to figure out my issues. You don't know me.

Foooooooooootball. Sunday. Football. America.

Try it at home! Or work! Whichever!

Oooooh, Debra from HR is really going to get it this time!

Le Sharpie Wars X-Fighter
Le Sinister Evil Brain, complete with severed spinal cord and paperclip gun action
Le Contented Rubber Band Ball
Le Office-timus Prime