Oh Come On! I've Put Away Ten Times More Bad Guys Than You!

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"Can you shoot webs? I don't think so!"

You Had One Job

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Sorry Spidey, But I'm Not B(uy)ing It...

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Spider-Man's Going to Want Those Quarterly Reports By Tomorrow

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No Spider-Man, not that kind of web design.

From the Marketing Department: Dress Like Spiderman on the Fourth of July and Get a Free Burger at Carls Jr.

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"Oh my God! Peter, the Lizard is attacking Central Park! Do something!"

"Shut up, you think I'm gonna go flippity-flyin' around when I'm this full? Where's my insulin?"

Everybody Needs a Little Pocket Change, Web-Slingers Included

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Parker Going for the Extra Point

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Foooooooooootball. Sunday. Football. America.