Oh Come On! I've Put Away Ten Times More Bad Guys Than You!

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arrested,police,traffic ticket,Spider-Man,ticket
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"Can you shoot webs? I don't think so!"

All These Fantastic Costumes...

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poorly dressed,halloween,Spider-Man,halloween costume,spiderman costume
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... and I'm just... yeah, you know the rest.

Ladies and Gentlemen, May I Present Product Placement!

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GEICO,lizard,Spider-Man,the amazing spider-man
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"Peter! We've got to stop the Lizard from destroying New York City!"

"You're right, Gwen! I hear he just saved 15 percent or more on his car insurance by switching to GEICO too! That cold-blooded bastard! No pun intended..."

Everybody Needs a Little Pocket Change, Web-Slingers Included

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costume,halloween,job,Spider-Man,superheroes,window washer
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From the Marketing Department: Dress Like Spiderman on the Fourth of July and Get a Free Burger at Carls Jr.

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"Oh my God! Peter, the Lizard is attacking Central Park! Do something!"

"Shut up, you think I'm gonna go flippity-flyin' around when I'm this full? Where's my insulin?"

"Sling Me an Idea, Spidey"

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web designers,charts,Spider-Man,Venom,monday thru friday,g rated
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Parker Going for the Extra Point

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arts and crafts,field goal,football,special teams,Spider-Man
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Foooooooooootball. Sunday. Football. America.