"Hell, Budweiser, get on in here!"

... and your enemies in a cooler in the backseat.

I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let's just say that before they called me "Water Cooler Chris" I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.

-Water Cooler Chris

With my limited knowledge of Science, I'm having trouble not imagining all the carbonation collecting at the top, building pressure until the entire thing explodes.