"And I can't just pretend like I didn't see them. My field of vision isn't THAT small... but they don't know that! Ha!"
Everyone knows the stereotype about women going to the bathroom in herds, but are the conversations really this intimate? Is the plumbing on the sink taps gold-plated? Why aren't the seat covers plush-covered? THE MYSTERIES OF THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM. Unless this is a men's restroom. In which case, NOT COOL.