No. I don't.
Quick, everyone douse the flames with your hydrants!
So in exchange for five dollars, I get to sleep in and come to work whenever I want? Done!
...it's actually a tacky policy, but when you're able to quantify the cost of coming to work late, it usually makes the thought of being late more appealing. Especially early in the morning.
Use only the finest dishwasher soap
You don't often get something that involves pranking an entire high school and a good ole hit in the feels.
Leave it to SNL vet and comedy genius Bill Hader to help the Make A Wish Foundation and fulfill a girl's wish by making both of those things come true.
Hopefully none of the students take any of his bad firefighting advice to heart.
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