Pleated-Jeans' Jeff Wysaski heads to Lowe's for another round of improving the names of household objects. Because let's be honest, why call it picnic table when you can call it an "elevated food floor?"

My bad, guys. This funeral's on the house... home... funeral home... funeral house... whatever...

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