These Musical Wine Glasses mark the level to which they would have to be filled to play the corresponding musical notation when a fingers is spun around its rim. They only come in sets of two, but there's plenty of great songs you can play that only use two notes, right?
Do you often find yourself thinking, "man, I could really use a 1-ton wine rack transformer. That'd really round out the living room."
Me too, viewer, me too. Now you can make your dream a reality by buying the only wine-rack transformer in existence! Made from recycled automobile and motorcycle parts, this booze-tending behemoth is being sold on Craigslist by a guy from Phoenix, AZ. It'll set you back 7000 dollars, but really though, it's a 2000-pound Optimus Prime wine rack. Do I need to convince you any further?