Don't be forever alone this Valentine's Day! Check out Dating FAILs and kick cupid in the can!

Just in case you forgot: You were not nearly as clever and romantic as this lady or chap was on Valentine's Day. That is all.

Happy Valentine's Day everybody! If you need me, I'll be in the bar (participating in activities to help actively forget that it's Valentine's Day.)

Somehow I don't think I'll be alone in this endeavor.

Well hey, if you're going to be hanging out alone at the bars tonight, at least there's a good trick you can pull along the way.

Awwwww, Valentine's Day, and stuff, and things, and-

Yeah, still at the bar.