Running Sucks, Except When Your Route is Also a Peen

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Running Sucks, Except When Your Route is Also a Peen
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Copywriter/funnyperson Claire Wyckoff's single topic Tumblr is dedicated to running routes that look... strangely familiar for some reason. Not sure what it is, but the general shape of them just reminds me of something. Can't put my finger on it though. Oh well!

This 50-Year-Old Man With No Arms Threw Out a Better First Pitch Than 50 Cent

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This 50-Year-Old Man With No Arms Threw Out a Better First Pitch Than 50 Cent
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Tom Willis is a 50-year-old Kansas City Royals fan who was born without arms. But he wasn't going to let a silly thing like that stop him from throwing out the first pitch at a Royals game against the Minnesota Twins. Not only that, his first pitch was 10 times better than the dinker that 50 Cent threw back in May.
For comparison:

50's first pitch:

And Willis' first pitch:

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At 13 Years Old, Robert Bobroczky is Already Taller Than the Entire NBA

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According to the reports from News.com.au, Bobroczky has been growing 10 centimeters a year, and he's already reached 7'4". His father, unsurprisingly, is also a giant. The NBA already has their eyes on the phenom. At this rate he'll be able to stretch his arms and sign an American contract from his home in Romania in just a few years!