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Australian sports commentator Sam Newman famously called taekwondo "the most ridiculous thing he's ever seen" during his London Games coverage.

Watch as Aussie Olympians Safwan Khalil and Carmen Marton make him eat his words.

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Proof that men can fly.

Epke Zonderland of the Netherlands performed one of the most difficult bar routines ever seen on the world stage -- and nailed it. DAT AIR.

Needless to say, he won gold in the event. The sheer ENDURANCE required to do three maneuvers like that is ridiculous. That routine was nuts. I need some smelling salts.

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Hang on, so you mean to tell me that the Great Britain team isn't being led by Mr. Bean? Preposterous.