Turns out you can fan those bad boys out for FULL KETCHUP POWER. Go out and enjoy your tomato-based sugar sauce, kids!
A team of MIT engineers have finally crafted a substance (FDA-approved!) that will let ketchup slide out of the bottle. We truly live in magical times, WINners.
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