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spotify offers president barack obama job as president of playlists
Via: Spotify
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In a little over a week, President Obama is just another nameless schmo, searching the classifieds for a new job and living in his parents’ basement. He’ll probably get an internship or something and start a career in music PR.

Well, maybe Obama should look into a gig at Spotify because it seems like they’re offering a job that he’s especially qualified for: President of Playlists.

The job is live now on Spotify's employement page, so you could apply for it, but you'd have to meet these specific requirements:

  1. Eight years running a highly-regarded nation
  2. Having Kendrick Lamar play your birthday party
  3. Having a Nobel Prize.

Check out the full job description:



via Spotify

Someone forward this to him, he’d be perfect. Does anyone know anyone at Spotfiy that could put in a good word for him?

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#QuitYourJobIn5Words Is the Internet's Favorite New Hashtag

@Midnight asked the internet to #QuitYourJobIn5Words and they delivered in glorious fashion.

If the hashtag isn't obvious enough, users posted five-word phrases that would potentially cause them to lose their job.

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20 People Who Don't Believe in Their Job But Still F**king Do It (Unlike Kim Davis)


Some of us don't like our jobs. Some of us don't believe in our jobs. Some of us downright hate our jobs.

But we still do them.

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Lady Responds to Strict Office Dress Code By Wearing Incredible Costumes

If you thought your boss was bad, think again.

This lady has filed a harassment complaint against her superior for imposing a dress code that's stricter than a Amish private school.

"No straps, hats, sandals, cleavage, back out, lace, and even (and I quote) "cultural head wraps."

Now she has come to work each day in an outfit that fits the guidelines of Big Boss Lady's dress code, but in the MOST ORIGINAL way possible.

Might be time for yet another dress code...

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win clever signs from employees at going out of business Australian retailer Dick Smith
Via: Melbourne
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Australian Electronics retailer, Dick Smith, is closing all it's stores by the end of this month.