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Via: Elski Felson
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Elski Felson wants a job at Snapchat, but instead of submitting a traditional resume, he created one using the app.

“Personally, I hate paper resumes,” he says in the video. “I don’t think a piece of paper can encapsulate anybody. So I decided to make you a ‘My Story.'”

He then goes through the requirements (presumably for this Community Support Specialistposition) line by line to prove his worth.

Watch him demonstrate that he is and expert spreadsheet wizard, multi-tasker and ugly selfie sender among the other qualifications listed on the page.

“I’ve been searching for a professional job for almost 8 months now. I’m totally fed up with the system,” he writes on Reddit. “Applying online over and over and hearing nothing back… it’s a disheartening crapshoot.”

Well hopefully Snapchat will catch wind of the video and at least grant him an interview for putting in all the extra effort.

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Via: Officier Daniels
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Via: Barcroft TV
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Apparently slinging grimy, sauce-crusted dishes while dealing with predictably testy patrons at her local restaurant just wasn't getting it done. The only logical next step was 'vaguely' whoreing herself out as a sugar baby, which is quite the lucrative career. I quote our Sugar Baby of the hour, “I did buy a bra that was $500”. Yo, that's well outside the min wage/tip jar budget, so if that's what gets her off in this crazy little thing called life...well, then have at it.

I'm feeling for the poor boyfriend in this situation that's just one more bedazzled, $500 bra away from full-fledged cuckolding. 

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