DON'T CROSS ME RIGHT NOW

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caffeine,don't cross me,coffee,i'll cut you,monday thru friday
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If you get in my way, there's a very good chance I'll sacrifice my first cup of coffee by pouring it over your head. The second cup will be used for victory-sipping and I will have NO REGRETS.

Anti-Roof Burn WIN

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Say goodbye to the hot pizza burn -- researchers at the University of New Mexico (a city known for chemistry) have created a dissolving oral strip that gives immediate relief and healing to a scalded mouth.

Coffee, tea, pizza, or Hot Pocket, let no temperature stand in your way ever again. These need to come out ASAP.

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