From the submitter:

I got 250 of these for my boyfriend. Needless to say, plenty have been used already.

Say goodbye to the hot pizza burn -- researchers at the University of New Mexico (a city known for chemistry) have created a dissolving oral strip that gives immediate relief and healing to a scalded mouth.

Coffee, tea, pizza, or Hot Pocket, let no temperature stand in your way ever again. These need to come out ASAP.

Righteous burn, right there! The beat goes on over at Music FAILs!

WARNING: Some language. Also, SICK BURNS. Get your ointment ready.