I'm Pretty Sure His Religion Forbids This Imagery

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I'm Pretty Sure His Religion Forbids This Imagery
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Or I'm making that up, but still last I checked, Mr. Tebow had half as many legs as this.

Because All Narwhals Love Twinkies, Right?

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Because All Narwhals Love Twinkies, Right?
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The real tragedy is that the harpoon is about to take away his Twinkie/reason for living.