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For those of you wondering, the verse states "Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord."

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By ben
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No one's god likes your grammar, or your drunken idea to get a novelty bumper sticker permanently inked on your chest. (Using the word chest very liberally; I haven't seen that little definition since the Supreme Court described pornography.)

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By Leah
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It took me a minute to see that little e trying to exit stage left (he's got the right idea), before which I thought this said "God Is My Judy." I mean, she wouldn't be the first person to think that.

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