^This.

No one's god likes your grammar, or your drunken idea to get a novelty bumper sticker permanently inked on your chest. (Using the word chest very liberally; I haven't seen that little definition since the Supreme Court described pornography.)

For those of you wondering, the verse states "Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord."

The eternal boxing match of good vs. evil is not something that needs to be depicted in shoddily drawn tattoo form.

It took me a minute to see that little e trying to exit stage left (he's got the right idea), before which I thought this said "God Is My Judy." I mean, she wouldn't be the first person to think that.

Because we here at UT are dedicated to serious journalism, I feel obligated to bring you this important news about Justin Bieber's newest Jesus tattoo.

Just how many Jesus tattoos does one 17-year-old need? If he keeps this up, Justin Bieber is going to start to look like the prayer candle stall at a Tijuana flea market.