So, you got a tattoo of your main squeeze and things didn't work out. Turn her into the clown that she is. Classy.

I just stalked her on tumblr and thought, 'what the heck, her face would look nice on my neck.'

The lady in the photo looks attractive. The lady in the tattoo looks like she got punched in the nose, has a skin disease, never combs her hair, is 30 years older and 60 pounds heavier. What a shame.

Devotion: You and I scarcely know the meaning of the word.