Nailed It!

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Nailed It!
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The lady in the photo looks attractive. The lady in the tattoo looks like she got punched in the nose, has a skin disease, never combs her hair, is 30 years older and 60 pounds heavier. What a shame.

I Hope She Won Custody of the Kids

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I Hope She Won Custody of the Kids
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So, you got a tattoo of your main squeeze and things didn't work out. Turn her into the clown that she is. Classy.

"I Don't Even Know This Girl"

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"I Don't Even Know This Girl"
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I just stalked her on tumblr and thought, 'what the heck, her face would look nice on my neck.'