So in this version, Luke gets his pinky toenail cut off, then Darth Vadar issues the revelation that "Luke, I am your distant cousin." It's called Star Scuffles.

It's the dance that tells a story. A really, really long story that also had three annoying prequels, some comic books, and a bunch of bad novelizations. And a holiday special that no one talks about.

Also U.G.L.Y. 4 life.

I wonder if this woman ever goes to w00tstock just to see how many aneurysms she can cause.