Good-lookin' fella. Too bad the first thing anyone notices when they see him is that huge, adult space-fetus wrapped around his eye. Here's a fun game to play: Move around the room and try not to have this guy's eyes follow you. IMPOSSIBLE!

Richard looks like he has a bloody nose, and Steven's dad is probably not of this planet.

What... the hell... did you do that for? Did you just walk into a tattoo parlor and say, "please tattoo a large blue circle around my eye, and then a line extending from the circle down my neck?" Where were you going with this concept?

This is what happens when you fall asleep on your wrist after clubbin'.