And With That, He Never Touched Another Breast

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And With That, He Never Touched Another Breast
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Something tells me these instructions weren't followed by anyone ever anywhere.

I Can't Imagine How Much That One Must Have Hurt

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I Can't Imagine How Much That One Must Have Hurt
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Your lucky your kid didn't have an abnormally sized head or you would have had some issues keeping this to scale.