I haven't shopped at Walmart in a number of years (we city folk wouldn't deign to shop at such a mega-corporation (Taco Bell excepted) when there are so many independently owned dollar stores within stumbling distance of our homes), so I don't recall the appeal. Is it the low prices, or the pants-optional store policy?

Don't be so hard on yourself. You may be a Pillsbury Dough Boy today, but someday you'll be a Pillsbury Dough Man.

I'll just have water, thanks.

The fuel for every good decision ever made.

I mean, you WANTED the Faces of Meth version of this portrait, right? Right?