Drugs + Brain Damage = This Tattoo

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Drugs + Brain Damage = This Tattoo
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I think if you'd just stopped at "HATE LIFE," then this would have made sense.

But Classy for at Least Ten

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But Classy for at Least Ten
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This is bad even by DIY standards. Even a tattoo done while actually engaging in 69 shouldn't be this ugly.