A lightzapper, of course! Or a bugsaber? Either way, this lightbugzappersaber is a fantastic way to get back at those pesky critters flying around your room. Never mind that you may look like a drunkard doing a Jedi impression to distant observers, but whatever, the Force isn't strong with them anyway.
Dutch artist Bart Jansen was rather heartbroken when his cat, Orville, was hit and killed by a car. However, Jansen decided to memorialize his deceased buddy in a unique way: by turning him into a helicopter.
Yup. A helicopter. Jansen is quoted as saying:
"Now he is finally flying with the birds. The greatest goal a cat could ever reach!"
False. If his body turned into a poptart and he began flying around the sky with a rainbow trailing him, THEN he would reach the greatest goal a cat could ever reach!