From the submitter:
My xbox had gotten red rings and I repaired it by adding external fans and relocating the Disk drive to the top
Xbox's remote control requires ridiculously precise aim. I fixed that by gluing a magnifying glass to it.
At least you have a Kleenex ready for when you start crying in frustration. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Awww buddy, you built this for me? I have a great place for it. Oh sorry, you're too young for Xbox. Go build daddy something else useful.
Thank god the Wii doesn't have heating problems, mine would have exploded from the 100+ hours of Skyward Sword I played on my week off.