Thank god the Wii doesn't have heating problems, mine would have exploded from the 100+ hours of Skyward Sword I played on my week off.
Awww buddy, you built this for me? I have a great place for it. Oh sorry, you're too young for Xbox. Go build daddy something else useful.
Upon further investigation, it turns out Finkbräu is an almost undrinkable export brew from Germany. I hope it was worth making it through that case to play this.
From the submitter:
Xbox's remote control requires ridiculously precise aim. I fixed that by gluing a magnifying glass to it.